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\"\"<\/a>Thatch: “- It’s time to admit what no parent wants to admit.”<\/span><\/strong>
\nSerena:<\/strong> “- Our kids are assholes.”<\/strong><\/span>
\nThatch:<\/strong> “- We got caught up in the excitement of having money and gave them everything they asked for. Maybe we got too busy maintaining<\/span> the\u00a0business that we started to give in to them.
\n<\/span><\/strong><\/span>Now, they expect everything.<\/strong><\/span>
\nNothing<\/em> is special, earned, or deserved because they get everything on a whim.”<\/strong><\/span>
\nThatch:<\/strong> “- And Jesus, Gracie is one more flippant comment away from a narcissist. She’s self-centered, ungrateful, disrespectful, rude, demanding, and manipulative. She’s on the verge of thirteen. We have to stop this, now.”<\/strong><\/span>
\nSerena:<\/strong> “- She is so manipulative, and she’s not even nice about it.”<\/strong><\/span>
\nThatch:<\/strong> “- I love her, but I don’t like her. I don’t like my kid, Serena. She’s a nightmare to be around, and Peyton is picking up all her nasty behaviors with surprises of his own. He’s becoming a dick.”<\/strong><\/span>
\nSerena:<\/strong> “- Thatch, you don’t mean that.”<\/strong><\/span>
\nThatch:<\/strong> “- Right now, I absolutely do. They’re out of control.”<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

\nSerena:<\/strong> “- Thatch, we can’t take their Christmas away.”<\/span><\/strong>
\nThatch:<\/strong> “- So we’ll take a holiday.
\nToss every bit of a bullshit that’s not working–the books, the online advice, the judgemental rants of backseat driving parents.\u00a0<\/strong><\/span>
\nThese are our kids, and it’s time for something different.\u00a0<\/strong><\/span>
\nHow extreme we go is up to them. Let’s truly let them decide<\/em>. Their behavior will make the decision.\u00a0<\/strong><\/span>
\nNot one parent has probably ever used the naughty list as true incentive.”<\/strong><\/span>
\nSerena:<\/strong> “- Won’t that make us the assholes?”<\/strong><\/span>
\nThatch:<\/strong> “- Yes, but it’s a lesson they won’t forget. This is serious. <\/strong><\/span>
\nOur four-year-old is biting, cursing, and driving his pre-K teacher nuts.<\/strong><\/span>
\nGracie is learning to be an egomaniacal asshole.<\/strong><\/span>
\nThey have no remorse to the point I’m terrified we’re raising twin sociopaths.<\/strong><\/span>
\nSo, this is not just for us. It’s for them. They can’t continue like this and survive in this world.<\/strong><\/span>
\nPerfect we might not be, but we’re going to make them, at the least, appreciate the parents they do have.<\/strong><\/span>
\nBut you have to trust me, and you have to be all in.”<\/strong><\/span>
\nSerena:<\/strong> “- Thatch, you’re the nicest, less aggressive parent. I trust you. I’m with you.”<\/strong><\/span>
\nThatch: “- No backing down. If we undermine one another, in no way this will work.”<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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