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\"\"<\/a>Men’s Minds<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

“And I’m sure women probably wonder
\n<\/strong><\/em><\/span><<What are men thinking anyway?>><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

You really want to know what men are thinking?<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Because I can tell you what men are thinking.<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

You know what we’re thinking?<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Nothing.<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

We’re not thinking anything.<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

<<We want women.>><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

That’s it.<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

That is the only clear thought any of us has ever had our entire lives.<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

The next step after that, we have absolutely no idea what to do about it.<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

That’s why we’re honking car horns, making kissing noises out the window.<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

These are the best ideas we’ve had so far.<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

We’re trying to come up with some new programs but it’s not easy when your mind’s a blank.”<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Kindle, 2022<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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